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cptkida: masterassassino: cptkida: masterassassino: I swear Tumblr is one of the best, if not the best, thing that ever happened to me. I’ve made such awesome friends, talked to amazing people, and I can just blog about whatever the hell I want, and people don’t care. As sad as it is, it’s true. xD  + Perving on ass is aloud on this website! F’Yh! …. -Cough-Just saying… Learn to...
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cptkida: masterassassino: I swear Tumblr is one of the best, if not the best, thing that ever happened to me. I’ve made such awesome friends, talked to amazing people, and I can just blog about whatever the hell I want, and people don’t care. As sad as it is, it’s true. xD  + Perving on ass is aloud on this website! F’Yh! …. -Cough-Just saying… Learn to spell, Callum. ;D 
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I swear Tumblr is one of the best, if not the best, thing that ever happened to me. I’ve made such awesome friends, talked to amazing people, and I can just blog about whatever the hell I want, and people don’t care. As sad as it is, it’s true. xD 
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reblog if its okay for me to go to your ask and...
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FINALLY, A FUCKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
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elvhenbutts asked: I want the whole damn fabric, then (:
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elvhenbutts asked: So, give me the fortune of Willy Wonka. (:
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I realised today that I could be a chav for next...
When I put my hoodie on, and make my scarf into a face mask thingy, I look like a chav. Minus the fact I have longish hair Easiest Halloween costume ever.
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elvhenbutts asked: Weeeh! I got the bowl!
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reprehensible-scum asked: *takes all your m&m's*
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elvhenbutts asked: Happy Halloween! Trick or treats? (I'm wanting that bow...)
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ezio-auditore-da-freedom: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: cptkida: masterassassino: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: I LOST MY REACTION GIFS. FUCK MY LIFE. Why did I misread this as “I lost my erection”? Something is wrong...
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Having safe search off and searching ‘massive fucking candy’ into google images for a trick or treat thing was hilarious. I honestly don’t know why I didn’t expect that. 
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I'M LEAVING THIS BOWL OF CANDY IN MY BLOG
how-ood: take one please
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ajboyd asked: WHERE! did you order a Ezio Plushie??
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cerealconcerveza asked: Happy Halloween :) trick or treat?
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What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger~:... →
ezio-auditore-da-freedom: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: cptkida: masterassassino: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: I LOST MY REACTION GIFS. FUCK MY LIFE. Why did I misread this as “I lost my erection”? Something is wrong with me. ;l … AHAHAHA. OMFG, LMFAOOO. SO...
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What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger~:... →
ezio-auditore-da-freedom: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: cptkida: masterassassino: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: I LOST MY REACTION GIFS. FUCK MY LIFE. Why did I misread this as “I lost my erection”? Something is wrong with me. ;l … AHAHAHA. OMFG, LMFAOOO. SO PERVERTED FIRST ME DANCING NOW THIS…. Haha,...
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What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger~:... →
ezio-auditore-da-freedom: cptkida: masterassassino: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: I LOST MY REACTION GIFS. FUCK MY LIFE. Why did I misread this as “I lost my erection”? Something is wrong with me. ;l … AHAHAHA. OMFG, LMFAOOO. SO PERVERTED FIRST ME DANCING NOW THIS…. Haha, s’cooool, me and him are pretty similar, anyway....
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What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger~:... →
masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: I LOST MY REACTION GIFS. FUCK MY LIFE. Why did I misread this as “I lost my erection”? Something is wrong with me. ;l … AHAHAHA. OMFG, LMFAOOO. SO PERVERTED FIRST ME DANCING NOW THIS…. Haha, s’cooool, me and him are pretty similar, anyway. xD So basically, you’re Batman? But...
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I need to pee, but I need a drink too. DAKSJDKJ
There’s only one solution; I better drink my own piss. LOL FUCK THAT I’MMA JUST GO GET A DRINK AND USE THE TOILET.
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MasterAssassino: WHAT →
theydowhattheydo: theydowhattheydo: masterassassino: Is Nathan not in Misfits anymore? I can’t remember what happened at the end of season 2 or Christmas special, so I’m not sure if that has something to do with it. But it won’t be as good without him, he was hilarious. D; They a special episode to… So basically, Nathan’s in Vegas and he gets arrested there for cheating in the casino :I...
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AH CRAP.
ezio-auditore-da-freedom: masterassassino: ezio-auditore-da-freedom: I LOST MY REACTION GIFS. FUCK MY LIFE. Why did I misread this as “I lost my erection”? Something is wrong with me. ;l  … AHAHAHA. OMFG, LMFAOOO. SO PERVERTED FIRST ME DANCING NOW THIS. I LIKE YOUR MINDSET, IT’S HOW I USED TO BE WHEN I WAS A FRESHMEN. ;A; I didn’t say about dancing, that was Callum (cptkida), I...
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AH CRAP.
ezio-auditore-da-freedom: I LOST MY REACTION GIFS. FUCK MY LIFE. Why did I misread this as “I lost my erection”? Something is wrong with me. ;l 
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@ thereandbackagain90
Either would be nice, really. But I have a lot of Altair wallpapers/backgrounds anyway. xD
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I need a new theme.
Or even just a new background. (Preferably to do with Assassin’s Creed. More specifically, Altair. xD) Any suggestions on a theme?
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That awkward moment when everything someone does just pisses you off beyond belief. 
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